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Upload without handing over credentials
Start with a transaction statement. Connecting an account is optional, not the price of admission.
Your money has jokes
Get roasted. Then get richer.
Turn your transaction history into a brutally funny Financial Personality Card—then privately uncover subscriptions, fees, and bill creep worth fixing.
Free roast. Statement upload available. Share only what you choose.
The no-weird-stuff promise
Funny in public. Serious in private.
Optional
Bank connection; upload a statement first.
Private
Detailed amounts and savings findings.
Guarded
Sensitive patterns switch the humor off.
One file. Two outcomes.
The joke gets shared. The audit gets used.
SpendRoast separates the entertaining artifact from the financial details, so you can post the personality without posting your life.
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Get your archetype in about 60 seconds
SpendRoast turns recurring habits into a Financial Personality Card with specific, share-ready jokes.
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Keep the useful numbers private
Your separate audit ranks duplicate subscriptions, creeping bills, and fees by potential savings.
Straight-faced pricing
The roast is free. Saving more is premium.
Free Roast
$0
Your recurring dose of financially accurate disrespect.
- Financial Personality Card
- Three personalized roast lines
- Share-ready, privacy-conscious format
- Fresh monthly archetypes
Actually useful
Deep Audit
$7 / month
For finding the leaks after laughing at them. Cancel whenever you want.
- Everything in Free
- Ranked savings opportunities
- Duplicate subscription detection
- Bill and price-creep alerts
- Fee recovery insights
- Cancellation concierge as available
Before you expose yourself
Fair questions about money and memes
Your bank statement started it
Find out what your spending says behind your back.
Get the card worth sharing and the private audit worth keeping.
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